PA Bill Number: SR244
Title: Directing the Joint State Government Commission to establish the Task Force on Child Protection in the Digital Age.
Description: A Resolution directing the Joint State Government Commission to establish the Task Force on Child Protection in the Digital Age.
Last Action: Referred to Communications & Technology
Last Action Date: Mar 12, 2026
Cars and guns :: 05/28/2014
I keep hearing people say they want to regulate guns the way we regulate cars. They don't really mean that, of course. What they mean is they want to make it acceptable to find more ways to intrude on the right to keep and bear arms.
I propose instead, we regulate cars the way we regulate guns. Let's start:
To buy or operate a standard car, one will have to be 18 years old. Under that age, adult supervision will be mandatory. This means the adult must be in the vehicle with the underage driver.
To buy a sports car, you will have to be 21. A "Sports car" will be defined as any combination of any two of the following: 2 doors instead of 4, spoked rims not requiring hubcaps, aerodynamic effects such as spoilers or air dams, a wheelbase under 100 inches, a manual transmission, a curb weight under 3000 lbs, fiberglass or other non-metal construction, or painted logos.
Please read on, and shove this in the face of the next knucklehead that tells you guns are unregulated and easily accessible.
